Drunken Quack. The Drunk Duck Webcomic blog

Take a shot for every thread you see which:

Is a thread on a subject like 'Which is better, black and white or colour?'
Is a thread on a subject 'which is better, cartoons or realism?'
Is a thread on a subject like 'How can I get more readers/hits?'
Is a [plug] thread where the person has given the thread a title which is either very long or really stupid to get attention, rather than just 'name of comic' [plug].
Is a thread asking how to learn HTML.
Is a thread about sexism in comics.
Ends up as just some people arguing with Robert Tidwell over a moot point.
Is a thread moaning about or defending THAT COMIC (the one you're not allowed to mention).
Is a thread moaning about or defending manga
Is a thread asking why everybody hates sprites so much.
Descends into a flame war
Because of Marine
Is later saved from descending into ashes by Ozone Ocean

You will be a very Drunken Duck if you do all of those....